In defiance of global warming, North Texas staged an ice rebellion last week. Little did some residents know, calling a cab wouldn’t get them very far.
Yeah, the cab got stuck overnight. Just like the postman got stuck year before last.
Yes, we have no bananas.
Fade in: Supermarket frozen in time. Shopper stares vacantly as “Shake Your Groove Thing” (symphonic funk version) plays lightly in background. Muzak becomes increasingly loud. Flash back. 1978.
Flash back. 1878.
Not that far back! Flash sideways. Muzak changes to “Money For Nothing’” shopper absently sings, ♫ ♫ I want my ham and cheese. ♫ ♫
Oh wait, that’s just cranberries left over from Thanksgiving. Here’s the flash mob stand-in.
Cut to snack aisle.
Ahhh. It was all just a dream. Two exams down. Four days to go! Next week we’re gonna celebrate. Join us, won’t you?
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