Dear Master Debaters,
So, you’ve dug in your heels and no amount of reason can convince you to work together. Lines are drawn for your pissing contest and each of you has a stick at the ready to wallop anyone who takes a step toward doing their job. Well, I have news for you fellas; you have all crossed the line. You have failed miserably at the job for which we elected you and your mere existence now breeds extraordinary contempt from your constituents. In case it has become unclear to you, all American citizens are your constituents; no matter which side of the aisle you have parked your ego.
Obviously, you have more power than you are capable of managing responsibly. A few of you may see the writing on the wall and decide to do your jobs, but do not congratulate yourselves. You are pathetic excuses for leadership. We are ashamed of you. Yes, all of you. You are a collective embarrassment. You have perpetrated a legitimate rape on the American public. In case it is unclear to you what that is, ask a colleague.
Make no mistake, the voting public knows. We also know that we can remedy the situation in the next election cycle. However, this hardly seems a comfort since the population from which we choose our leaders has been dumbed down to the point that many citizens have no expectation of better representation and have decided not to participate in the process. In case that fact makes you confident, stay complacent and see how that works out for you.
Political party symbolism notwithstanding, the American public is experiencing taxation without representation. Not by the tyranny of a church state, but by an apathetic, bloated, self-righteous nation-state. We must not be silenced by fear mongers, political correctness, or being labeled unpatriotic for voicing our disgust at the ineptitude of the American government. We demand you represent our best interests or forfeit your unmerited salaries, your world-class healthcare, and your keys to the washroom. In case you think we are fooled, we know what you’ve been doing in there.
Actively Seeking Your Replacements